Star Jones is mad

Star Jones

Star Jones responded to Barbara Walters’ hurtful words today by calling her a bunch of names like any mature, rational adult would.

“It is a sad day when an icon like Barbara Walters, in the sunset of her life, is reduced to publicly branding herself as an adulterer, humiliating an innocent family with accounts of her illicit affair and speaking negatively against me all for the sake of selling a book,” Jones told Us. “It speaks to her true character.”

Star actually actually had another two paragraphs in her statement to read, but gave up because she was still really winded from the first one so, instead, she bought some McDonald’s.

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Barbara Walters is fun

Barbara Walters went on Oprah yesterday to promote her tell-all book, Audition: A Memoir. She discussed a variety of topics ranging from Star Jones being fat then being skinny, Rosie O’Donnell being temperamental and her affair with the first black senator, Edward Brooke, to be popularly elected.

Regarding Star Jones, Barbara said everyone knew she had gastric bypass surgery, but Star made them lie on air saying it was portion control and Pilates that led to her dramatic weight loss. Which is completely retarded since everyone knew Star could barely bend over to touch her knees much less do Pilates. In fact, Barbara said Star was so fat she could barely walk on set. Other fun facts revealed by Barbara include: Rosie O’Donnell having severe emotional problems and never considering herself Sen. Edward Brooke’s mistress even though she was. However, Barbara didn’t talk about her childhood which was a letdown because I’ve always wanted to know what it was like when dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

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