Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are still, surprisingly enough, going strong. These pictures indicate perhaps they are a bit too happy. When you’re a bulimic crack head you look pregnant after you digest even the smallest of meals. So, Paris could have just eaten dinner. OR… as the media loves to speculate, she could be pregnant. Does she look like she has a little baby bloat to you?
Paris Hilton, realizing her best friend Nicole Richie has beat her to the punch many times this past year, told PEOPLE that she wants a piece of that publicity pie to marry Benji Madden.
“He wants to [get hitched],” she told PEOPLE Thursday night at London’s Nobu, where she showed up for a late-night snack with Madden and her parents. “We talk about it.”
“I’d wear a beautiful white dress,” she said dreamily, “probably Dolce & Gabbana.”
I hope everything goes wrong for this whore’s wedding. I would be forever grateful to the gods if Paris spills wine on her dress five minutes before and a bunch of minorities show up unannounced because something tells me she doesn’t have a high regard for them.
Benji Madden ran over a paparazzo’s foot last night as he and Paris Hilton were leaving the Foxtail nightclub. In the video, photographers can be seen surrounding Benji’s car when all of a sudden a womanly scream pierced the night air. Benji checked out the damage, concluded his wheel was just fine and drove off. The photog went to the L.A. Sheriff’s Department to file a hit and run report.
It’ll be shocking if the sheriff did anything but laugh at him. He should stop being a baby. The car wasn’t even going fast and he still stood in front of it. In fact, it’s hard to tell if the car is even moving. Maybe a fat guy just stepped on his foot and he thought it was the car because he’s a pansy. Nevertheless, the concern from his fellow paparazzi was touching. “Don’t worry about him. Don’t worry about him.”
Paris Involved in Another Hit and Run [TMZ]
Well that didn’t take long. After less than two months of dating, Paris Hilton – whose romance with rocker Benji Madden blossomed seemingly overnight – is ready to use the l-word.
“I’ve never felt so happy and in love,” she declared in a post on her MySpace Celebrity blog Tuesday. “He’s such an amazing guy and life has never been better.”
For the past month the hotel heiress, 27, has been touring – hitting Europe and Africa – with Madden and his band, Good Charlotte.
“It’s so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart,” Hilton wrote. “All the guys in the band are so cool and sweet and it’s been such an amazing and memorable experience.”
