Sources say Britney Spears will make a cameo in the currently filming Pussycat Dolls music video for When I Grow Up. It is “small part” that does not require her to dance or sing. Instead, in the scene shot Wednesday, Britney is driving and waving. Us Weekly says:
“They all wave at each other as they are passing in traffic - that is it.
“It is genius and you will love it!” said the source.
“Of course, Britney looks hot and blonde,” the insider added.
This source. It’s Britney, isn’t it? Who else would deal in such obvious hyperbole? Please, give me this sources number and I’ll prove it’s Britney. I can even tell you how the conversation will go before I call her:
Me: Hi secret source. Can you tell me who you are?
Source: No.
Me: You’re Britney aren’t you?
Source. Yes. I mean no. No, I’m not Britney.
Me: I’m pretty sure you just said you were.
Source: You are getting verrry sleepy. When you wake up, you won’t remember this conversation.
Me: Are… are you trying to hypnotize me over the phone? You’re spinning a pinwheel at me too, huh?
Source: Ahhh, how did you know. Be gone devil! [hangs up phone]
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I had no clue that the Pussycat Dolls were still making new songs but whatever. After that terror “Buttons” from a couple years ago, I thought they realized they were just a bunch of skanks in slutty clothes that whined on the mic. Guess I was wrong because they’ve got a new song called “When I Grow Up” and they’ve decided the best way to get popular is by putting Britney Spears in their new video.
Have they seen Britney over the last, say, three years? I mean, Britney circa 1999 would be a great career boost. Britney circa 1999 would’ve never done anything for a PCD video. Her options have changed though. She did a cameo that Us Weekly is calling “genius.” I’m not sure Britney is capable of anything “genius” but okay. I’ll be the judge of it when the video comes out.
Oh ya, they also say that she is “hot” and “blond” in the video. Blond is okay but the way Britney gets blond is via tacking ass ghetto hair extensions. And when you throw that in the mix, no matter how “fit” they’ve digitally made her, there’s no way she can be hot. But I guess we’ll see…
Britney Spears and Palms Hotel & Casino owner George Maloof were seen dining together and possibly discussing a third, fourth? comeback show. This concert, to take place in Vegas, would likely bump Britney’s bank account up $10 million. An insider tells Digital Spy:
“She wants to make a splashy comeback in Las Vegas. He wants the show to be full of high energy and flashy costume changes.”
If it’s anything like her performance at the MTV Music Awards, this will quickly devolve into an awkward dance number involving very little to no dance. Imagine, as the audience waits anxiously in their seats, the background vocals for Gimme More begin to play, the curtains raise and there will be Britney, crawling on all fours towards a 10 pound turkey. “Come here turkey. Imma eat you!,” she’ll be saying. Suddenly, she realizes, “Oh no, the show has started.” She’ll stand up, pop her hips left and right and in between her wheezing, sing/grunt, “Imma sexay girl. Imma sexay girl.”
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Mel Gibson and Britney Spears used to live in the same Malibu community before Mel had to move because of the constant paparazzi and helicopters eager to get a shot of the fallen pop star. In March, the two were seen having dinner at Studio City’s Romanov restaurant. Today, ET learns that Mel Gibson has taken Britney and her father, Jamie, on vacation with him to Costa Rica where they will be guests at his home.
If any of you can make sense of this, please enlighten me. These two have nothing in common. Mel Gibson is/was a decent actor and Britney is a thick legged 26-year-old train wreck. What could possibly bring these two together? Love of God? Love of Costa Rica? Love of cake?
Also, as previously mentioned, people believe Britney’s pregnant again because of her expanding waist, the fact that she’s always hiding her stomach with her purse and has been going to Bally Total Fitness for a few weeks, but is actually gaining weight. This leads me to believe Britney’s having Mel Gibson’s lovechild. You heard it hear first! Exclusive! That’s what that word means, right? Do you think by putting more exclamation marks people will believe me? What am I saying, of course they will. Exclusive!!!!!!!!
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The Daily Mail put up a few unflattering pictures of Britney Spears clutching her swollen belly and suggest she’s pregnant again.
But now looking healthier and happier, it looks like the star could seriously be considering adding to her brood.
What’s more, the Louisiana-born singer won’t be going it alone – her 17-year-old sister Jamie Lynn is expecting her first child in June.
Over the years, Britney has made some poor decisions leading to the destruction of her life and career. Marrying Kevin Federline. Having two kids. Shaving her head in a fit of insanity. Attacking paparazzi with an umbrella. Holding her aforementioned two kids hostage. But if the Daily Mail is right, this third pregnancy will surely turn things around. How can it not?!
Oh yea and Britney’s probably not pregnant since pregnant people don’t smoke. Then again Britney is an idiot so I’m on the fence with this one.
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Britney Spears returned to CBS’s How I Met Your Mother Monday as Abby, the silly-vulnerable receptionist with an unrequited crush on Ted (Josh Radnor). The ratings spiked with her first appearance, so she was quickly shoehorned into this new episode.
The fact that Britney’s second guest spot really didn’t work was no fault of hers. She’s not at all bad at playing clunkily-sweetly dumb. I liked the way she tried to vent her conflicted feelings of anger and love for Ted while lying in bed and staring dreamily at the ceiling: “You know what I hate most about Ted? His stupid hair … His stupid, lame, awesome hair. It’s so stupid and awesome,” she said with a cute, singsong lilt.
But the script was an awful piece of specialty construction. Abby’s reverie occurred in a bed shared with Barney (Neil Patrick Harris), who was also feeling rejected by Ted — as a friend. His and Abby’s mutual annoyance turned them both on, so they slept together.
Then they decided to pose as a couple to annoy Ted. Then Barney carried the joke too far by proposing to Abby. Then Abby suddenly thought Barney really loved her. Then, to get out of the engagement, Barney told Abby that their romance had done the trick and now a jealous Ted did love Abby. And then Abby got this crazy love-hungry Shelley Winters-like gleam in her eye, setting up the possibility for a third guest spot.
Well, that’s a lot to cram into the subplot of a 20-odd-minute show. It would have taken me less time to type out the synopsis of Dangerous Liaisons. The twists felt arbitrary and perverse, even for a so-so sitcom, which is what HIMYM is.
It’s time for Britney to move on to her next cameo project. Ugly Betty would have been a good fit, but Lindsay Lohan is already there. –Tom Gliatto
Star Magazine claims Britney and K-Fed have been engaging in late night phone sex. The mobile rendezvous began when Britney had trouble sleeping one night and decided to call Kevin.
Recently, when Britney was having a sleepless night, she decided to call Kevin at nearly 2 a.m. While they initially chatted about their boys — Preston, 2, and Jayden, 20 months — the conversation shifted. And as Britney hoped, Kevin knew exactly how to tire her out — with hours of erotic talk!
“They have phone sex often — at least once a week,” an insider tells Star. “The one thing those two have in common is their need for sex, and after they get going, there are no holds barred.”
I am both grossed out and intrigued. I wonder what this conversation would sound like.
Kevin: Hey, baby. What’re you wearing?
Britney: Just a little nightie. Tee hee
Kevin: Mmm… sounds sexy. Tell me what you want to do to me.
Britney: I want you to put your penis in a turkey.
Kevin: You want me to put my penis in a what?
Britney: A turkey.
Kevin: A turkey?!
Britney: Yes. And I eat it! I eat the turkey!
Kevin: I don’t think you quite grasp the idea of…
Britney: Gobble, gobble. I want my turkey! Gimme my turkey!
Kevin: *click*
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Britney Spears headed to court today to participate in her never ending custody hearing. She apparently made out pretty well because K-Fed’s attorney says she’s been granted more time with her kids. K-Fed hopes to one day have both parents actively participate in their children’s lives.
Jamie and Lynne Spears released a statement that they were “so pleased with Britney’s progress” and “very appreciative” of the court’s recognition of her progress.
They make Britney sound like a five year old. Is she in kindergarten? If you’re releasing statements like this, you should probably rethink allowing Britney more face time with Sean and Jayden. Mark my words, one day, Britney will try to trade her kids in for a bag of Cheetos. And she won’t even be successful. The guy will tell her to, “hand over the babies first, then I’ll give you the Cheetos.” Britney will ponder for a second and reply, “Well, okay.” Puzzled, she’ll stand there for a full two minutes watching the guy run to his car and drive off with her kids before she asks, “Hey… where are my Cheetos?”
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Britney Spears headed to court today to participate in her never ending custody hearing. She apparently made out pretty well because K-Fed’s attorney says she’s been granted more time with her kids. K-Fed hopes to one day have both parents actively participate in their children’s lives.
Jamie and Lynne Spears released a statement that they were “so pleased with Britney’s progress” and “very appreciative” of the court’s recognition of her progress.
They make Britney sound like a five year old. Is she in kindergarten? If you’re releasing statements like this, you should probably rethink allowing Britney more face time with Sean and Jayden. Mark my words, one day, Britney will try to trade her kids in for a bag of Cheetos. And she won’t even be successful. The guy will tell her to, “hand over the babies first, then I’ll give you the Cheetos.” Britney will ponder for a second and say, “Well, okay.” Puzzled, she’ll stand there for a full two minutes watching the guy run to his car and drive off with her kids before whining, “Hey… where are my Cheetos?”
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