Brooke Hogan was in a car accident

Brooke Hogan

Karma almost caught up with the Hogans. Over the weekend Brooke Hogan was driving in the center lane of the Bayside Bridge when a car speeding in front of her lost control while changing lanes. The car crashed into her car, pushing it into a concrete barrier on her left. The accident wasn’t Brooke’s fault says TMZ, but shortly after, she posted this on her MySpace:

Seatbelts saved MY life today…

What happened to my brother and our friend John was horrible and very hard for both of our families. But I truly believe my brother and John saved My life and my best friends life…. I don’t know if you heard, but my friend and I got into a really bad car accident today ourselves… As I turned on my car I clicked my seatbelt. As we pulled out onto the road, I looked over and realized my friend didn’t have her seatbelt on. I reminded her to put it on and the minute she clicked it, a car crashed into us. It was a horrible car accident, one that most would be severely hurt in, but we had our seatbelts on and they kept us in tight. I have to thank my brother and my best friend John for teaching me an important lesson that saved our lives.

I know that because my family is under a microscope, the turn of unfortunate events are magnified and seem like they just keep on coming…And having everyone watching and commenting on our life is extremely hard. If I could stop it I would because it feels terrible. We try to stay away from it but can’t help that its shoved in our faces. So please, if youre a supporter, please spread the good around cause its nice to have friends when things go awry. And for the haters, Im sure we’re not the only ones you’re hurting. I would hope people are never this mean to you because it makes things so much harder……You’re human and so are we. Nothing different.

God Bless

~~~Hey this is Brookes friend and passenger, I just wanted to say that Brooke basically saved my life by making me wear my seat belt ….She is such a great friend and a good person! You all should know that! check out what I have to say on my MySpace… I’m on her top friends : La♥La

All it took for her to follow basic driving safety was seeing her brother go to jail for turning his friend into a vegetable. John Graziano must be honored. If what happened to Nick Hogan happened to everyone, there would be a lot less serious injuries from not wearing a seat belt. I mean, if you discount those initial accidents which needed to take place to teach this valuable lesson, then there would be a lot less. But it may also be because there would then be a lot less people on the road. Whatever. You know what I mean. Brooke Hogan is an idiot.

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Brooke Hogan is having a hard time

Brooke Hogan

The Hulkster is divorcing, um, Mrs. Hulkster after Mrs. Hulkster discovered he was cheating on her and Nick Hogan was recently sentenced to 9 months in jail for reckless driving resulting in his friend becoming a vegetable. But don’t mind them, the real victim in all this is 20-year-old Brooke Hogan — she’s seriously only 20?.

“She’s suffering the worst of all; she just can’t keep it together and has been hit the hardest,” said the source, adding that Brooke is “extremely sensitive” and her emotions are spiraling out of control. Brooke’s relationship with her father was severely strained after his reported infidelity with her former friend made news in February.

Aww, poor Brooke. NOT. Buck up little man. Boys don’t cry, remember? The best thing you can do is to pull your scrotum and knuckles off the ground and man up. What will all the other boys in the locker room think when they see those hot, searing tears stream down your face? That you’re weak. They’re all going to laugh at you. They’re all going to laugh at you!

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Brooke Hogan is emotional

Brooke Hogan

Last week, Nick Hogan was sentenced to eight months in jail for reckless driving which is a very nice way of saying he put his best friend in a vegetative state because he thought it would be cool to race another car after drinking alcohol. Brooke Hogan responded to the trial on her MySpace. Apparently, the parents of the guy left brain dead are liars.

Monday, May 12, 2008

BS
Current mood: pissed off
Category: Life

I know most of the public thinks my brother is some rich little selfish kid, but NO ONE knows the real story and I’m really pissed that the truth didn’t come out from either side. A LOT of lies were told in that trial. Believe me. And it wasn’t from us. John was NEVER home. He was at our house. ALL THE TIME. that should say enough…. Im not going to be out spoken right now, but If some s*** doesn’t start getting straightened out, A lot of people are going to eat their words for lieing. I know all of the truth and I have back up. I never know how twisted this world could be but I’m starting to figure it out. And I’m gonna have to jump off my high road and tackle some ppl who are taking the low road. I know you guys don’t understand, but you will really really soon. Keep praying. And by the way, before you judge anybody, make sure you really know them. I promise you if you were to meet my brother he would give you the shirt off his back. He’s not “NICK HOGAN.” AND hes not the person he plays on tv. People are so gullible now a days…

She quickly retracted that and put this up in its place:

Monday, May 12, 2008

wtvr

I have the truth on my side. And the truth will set everyone straight sooner or later. PEACE

ps: yes I took my last one off cause I know itll go around anyway. Have at it ppl.

You go Brooke. Give that family that your brother destroyed hell. Those bunch of liars with their brain dead son. Ha! You show them what’s up! Maybe later you can go to the hospital and do a little jig on his unresponsive body. That’ll really shut them up.

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Hulk Hogan is kinky

Hulk Brooke

Hulk Hogan rubbed lotion over his daughter’s ass the other day. If that wasn’t creepy enough, he made sure to get his hand all up in there. By the time he finished, I’m pretty sure he figured out what Brooke had for dinner the night before. It was steak and corn.

RubRub

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This is Just Wrong

This is Hulk Hogan rubbing his daughter Brooke Hogan down with sunscreen. Looking closely, this is Hulk wiping his hands all over his daughters ass and inner thighs. This is disgusting. I don’t think either of your parents should be rubbing your butt and thighs when you’re in your twenties. It’s just wrong. I mean, Miley Cyrus sat in Billy Ray’s lap and that was creepy. THIS, then in comparison, is like sexual harassment or something. YUCK! More weird pictures of this at Dlisted.


Brooke Hogan still allowed in a bikini

Brooke Hogan

Normally I don’t post pictures of this fug monster in anything less than a snow suit, but I feel it is my duty as a scientist to document new species no matter how disturbing. Here we have something called a Brooke Hogan. Judging by her thick, muscular thighs, she’s able to squat thrust a baby elephant and judging by her face, she’s able to make a penis shrivel with a flutter of her eye. Oh, yes! It’s an exciting time for scientists everywhere!

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Brooke Hogan Please Stop

 

You know, I’ve always been a fan of Brooke Hogan.  I liked her one song that got popular, I think she’s a pretty girl and I think she has a good, fit body.  Besides the fact that she sometimes wears too much make up (hey, don’t we all do that at least once in our life) and some questionable outfits, I think she’s a pretty cool girl. BUT…

Brooke made an appearance at Florida Atlantic University where she was filming scenes for her reality show. She was apparently taking a tour of the campus to see if she wants to attend. While doing this, she wore a hideous blue sun dress with  no bra. The dress made her like 2 sizes bigger than she really is! And those nails. My God. I like fake nails on some girls–but not hot orange ones. They are soo 80’s glam rock and it’s not working for her. So, Brooke Hogan, please stop! We can’t take looking at you right now. You need to hit up The Gap and buy a cotton bra and stop by a nail salon and get those claws cut back and painted! Seriously!

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