- Author: The Bachelor Guy
- Filed under: CLOTHING, gear
- Date: Jun 4,2008
There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. And 80sTees.com is paying tribute to that time with their exclusive Anchorman shirts.
Chose from designs featuring classic lines, “Milk was a bad choice” or “The man punted Baxter” (for your girl), or get the KVWN station logo with the San Diego Zoo “Panda Watch” ad on the back.
Why get an Anchorman shirt now? Is there a DVD coming out? A re-release in theaters? No. It’s solely because Ron Burgundy “had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.”
$20
www.80stees.com
- Author: The Bachelor Guy
- Filed under: CLOTHING, gear
- Date: Apr 23,2008
The guys over at Attus Apparel have done it again. Recently added to their line of unconventional polos for nonconformist guys, is The Polisher.
This slightly distressed, 100% cotton pique knit celebrates working single moms - and girls just trying to “put themselves through law school” - with the embroidered silhouette of an “exotic dancer” working her favorite prop, the pole.
Show your support for these enterprising young women by wearing it playing golf, around campus, or to your favorite shake shack. It’s Champagne Room compliant.
Comes in Pitch Black, Man Pink and Panty White
$54
www.attusapparel.com
- Author: The Bachelor Guy
- Filed under: CLOTHING, gear
- Date: Apr 18,2008
Right after “Sense of Humor”, “A Huge Wallet” and “Six-Pack Abs”, women rank “Nice Ass” as the most important attribute they look for in a man. So what if your ass is flatter than the waiting room at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon’s office? You could do squats till your knees give out. Or - and you should be bitch-slapped for even thinking this - just stuff your boxer briefs.
But now, thanks to the miracle of modern sewing, there’s Flashback. Created by designer Andrew Christian, these cotton and spandex briefs have no embarrassing padding or cups. (Not that considering any kind of ass-enhancing underwear isn’t embarrassing on its own.) Rather, right back there in the back end region, an “invisible lifting support” is built into the seams. That’s designer-speak for “Two. Really. Tight. Elastic. Bands. Pulling. Your. Ass. Up.” At the expense of ball comfort.
But on the bright side, your ass will gain 1/2″ to 1″ of chick-attracting roundness. Thank God breathing is less important than having buns of steel.
$29.00 per pair.
www.andrewchristian.com
