Us Magazine says Joe Simpson asked Tony Romo to drop his agent and let him handle his NFL career and $67.5 million contract. He even told Romo he would manufacture their engagement and wedding in order to sell it to magazines just like he did for Ashlee if him and Jessica ever decided to marry. Apparently, this wasn’t proper etiquette and offended Tony Romo’s sensibilities which was one of the reasons for the almost break-up. The other reason is Jessica drinks way too much. I don’t see how a hot chick with big boobs being really drunk is a problem, but okay. When Us asked Joe for comment, Joe said:
“It’s unfair to criticize me for what every manager does for his or her clients. And in this business, where people can quickly turn on you, who better than a parent to be working for his children?”
The one good thing to come from this is that when Jessica Simpson turns 40 and we find her living in a trailer park eating TV dinners, at least we’ll know where it all went wrong. Some celebrities don’t even have that comfort.
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Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz may be on their way to becoming first-time parents, but Ashlee’s older sister has no doubt the sort of mother her sibling will be.
“She’ll be amazing, absolutely amazing,” Jessica Simpson, 27, told PEOPLE in Las Vegas Saturday at the grand opening of Palms Place.
Jessica, who is dipping into the country-music scene, also says that her sister’s relationship with the Fall Out Boy bassist helps inspire her own music.
“They’re just the cutest couple in the world,” she says. “They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.”
At the Vegas event, newlywed Ashlee, 23, never strayed far from her sister, as the two hung out in the VIP area and took photos together – several with Jess’s hand on her sister’s stomach – while Pete Wentz remained only a few feet away, playing DJ at the event.
Came the end of his two-hour set, Wentz, 28, thanked his “baby mama.”
Jessica Simpson’s next release will be a country album. A far cry from the manufactured pop ballads she’s known for. Expect lots of whining and songs about unrequited love. Basically emo for the south. If you’re curious, the first single, Come on Over, was “leaked” and can be heard above. I don’t know what to make of it. On one hand, she has a decent voice. On the other hand, she’s not naked.
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An old college buddy of Tony Romo told the Chicago Sun-Times that Tony’s breakup with Jessica Simpson was caused by a combination of not wanting to deal with the intense media scrutiny that comes with being Jessica’s boyfriend and being freaked out by Jessica’s dad Joe who started offering unsolicited career advice. Not mentioned is Tony feeling uncomfortable whenever Joe gave him his come hither eyes.
In addition, Romo’s friend said the talented QB has been put off by the intrusive style of Joe Simpson, who’s been ”not only telling Jessica every move to make, but now has begun to offer unsolicited advice to Tony on his career, endorsement opportunities and things that have nothing to do with him dating Jessica.”
Furthermore, Romo reportedly was very upset by Simpson’s interview in Glamour magazine where she referred to Romo as her ”future husband” and other on-the-record interviews she has given, saying she wants Romo to be the father to her children.
Furthermore, Us Weekly reports that even though Jessica and Tony are done, Joe is begging Tony to accompany Jessica tomorrow to Ashlee’s wedding. Romo seems to have relented and is flying into L.A. this weekend.
Meanwhile, Ashlee’s house is currently being set up with white tents for Saturday’s nuptials. Pete Wentz is said to be ecstatic with his choice of floral arrangements and has stated that the coconut wedding cake is “to die for.” Pete then merrily skipped away to double check the seating arrangements. What a gaywad.
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TheseBootsAreMadeForStalking (creepy) is reporting that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson have broken up. The Dallas Cowboys quarterback was seen partying with his college buddies over the weekend where he declared his relationship with Jessica to be over.
“They’re broken up,” according to a pal of the Dallas Cowboys quarterback. “He told us they broke up and that was that. We’re guys so we didn’t talk about it much.”
“[Tony was] having a blast playing Pop-A-Shot mini golf and bags,” according to a source. “He was with some football college buddies and drinking Grey Goose and Diet Cokes.”
Clearly enjoying the single life, Tony made his way to Manor nightclub where he was mobbed by girls.
“He was surrounded by girls,” according to an eyewitness. “We had to restrain some who forcibly tried to make their way to his table.”
Gosh, isn’t it awful? I know all too well about being mobbed by throngs of women. Like, yesterday, I was sitting in the park and this hot girl was walking straight towards me and then we were face to face, our lips inches away from each other, and then she walked straight past me. I almost grazed her arm! So close.
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Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson may be heading down the aisle. Reports indicate the Dallas Cowboys quarterback has been shopping for rings and Jessica has already been calling him “my future husband.” Jessica told Glamour (via MSNBC)
“The cute story is that my family and I were watching a Cowboys game,” she explained. “I was going through my divorce and — Tony would die if I told you this — but (on television there was a story) about him. They said his celebrity dream crush was Jessica Simpson.”
“The fact that this guy, on our first date, in the first 10 minutes of dinner, wanted to lean over the table and say, ‘This is my girl and I want to kiss her’ — our first kiss in front of everybody — was awesome.”
A not-so-shy Jessica showed Tony her approval. “I was like, ‘Do it again.’ He said no. I was like, ‘Fine, I will.’”
I question the validity of this story since shopping for a ring for Jessica is hardly a difficult task and shouldn’t take so long. It’s actually extremely easy. You have the option of either blowing a few thousand on an expensive stone or heading over to Long’s Drugs to spend a dollar on a ring pop. Both elicit the same gleeful response. The sad thing is, Jessica would like the ring pop more anyway. It’s big and when you lick it, it tastes fantastic. Not like those other engagement rings. They taste metallic. Blech. Jessica’s taste buds no likey.
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D Magazine snapped a few pictures of Tony Romo’s 28th birthday celebration at Suite. An exclusive nightspot! Since Romo plays for the Cowboys, a blue, star-shaped No. 9 cake was chosen for this particular occasion. How delightfully original! But the antics didn’t stop there. Girlfriend Jessica Simpson was on hand to feed Tony cake and lick it off his face.
“She licked cake from his face as everyone cheered them on. It was quite a spectacle,” says one club insider. “But they looked really happy together. Jessica had blue icing all over her hands and mouth and Tony was laughing.”
Sometimes I can’t relate to celebrities. I would sock you if you did this to my cake. It’s like, oh, you’re so funny. You fisted my $100 cake and smeared it on my face. Haha. That’s great. I wasn’t planning on putting it in the fridge so I could finish it later or anything. Haha. You’re too much. Hey, you know what else is funny? Concussions. Here. Have one.
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Life & Style reports Jessica Simpson no longer keeps her hair and makeup staff on call. She used to obsess over the way she looked, but now dresses however she wants because boyfriend Tony Romo doesn’t mind.
“He’s more attracted to her when she’s casually dressed with her hair hanging around her shoulders, than when she’s carefully coiffed and dressed to the nines.”
In other news, Tony Romo is gay. Jessica Simpson looks pretty. Sometimes. Other times she has the chiseled features of a male model. I can’t tell exactly what makes the difference, but my penis can’t take the frustration anymore. It already packed its bag and left. Bye-bye penis. I’m sorry it couldn’t work out between us.
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Here’s a first! Jessica Simpson’s boyfriend, football player Tony Romo, likes Jessica all natural. He says he’s more attracted to her without all that make up and fake hair. So Jessica has been trying to tone it down lately. She says she doesn’t really like getting all dolled up all the time anyway because she’s just a down-home girl on the inside. Uh-huh. She loves getting her face and hair put on and that’s obvious. I think she looks great without make up because she has such nice skin, but lets not tell lies here.. she’s toning it down for him because she DOES like having all that done. It’s obvious. And hey, where does he get off making that kind of request? I like him best with his fat, judgmental mouth shut but I’m not making any requests.
