Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Reunite in Los Angeles

Meeting your significant other’s friends is always a big deal – but even more so when those pals are Friends.

Jennifer Aniston, 39, and her beau John Mayer, 30, popped in for a visit with Aniston’s former co-star and BFF Courteney Cox and husband David Arquette at their new home in Malibu on Sunday.

In the evening, Aniston and Mayer snuggled on the Arquettes’ deck as they watched the sunset. It was the perfect ending to a perfect weekend for the couple.

After being apart while Aniston wrapped Marley & Me and Mayer visited Hong Kong for a Coach boutique opening, the pair reunited on Saturday in Los Angeles.

“They spent the day together at Jen’s place,” a source tells PEOPLE. “They were happy to see each other.”

The twosome dodged paparazzi to enjoy an intimate dinner at one of Jen’s favorite spots, the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel, before going back to the actress’s Hollywood Hills home.

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Jennifer Aniston is boring

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston have been dating longer than was previously believed says Page Six. The two have been seeing each other for at least three months before coming out as a couple. (They’re a couple?)

“They’d been keeping it under wraps and hiding out together on their dates,” said our source. “Then Jen realized it wasn’t just a fling and decided to take it public.”

John Mayer says this is a summer fling and Jennifer says it’s more than a fling. This will end well. For me. With any luck we’ll see Jennifer Aniston break down in tears by the end of August, giving me at least two weeks of entertainment until the the new season of The Shield starts. Thanks Jennifer!

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It is only fitting that after Danworth and Darwin blew the lid off of Johnny Depp’s huge weiner, that a “spy” reveals John Mayer may also has a huge wiener. A friend of the Friends star says Jennifer Aniston is giddy like a schoolgirl these days after finding a guy that would put up with her obnoxious howling and whining. And Jennifer doesn’t even care John Mayer is a fair weather boyfriend because the fact is, she just really digs his large penis. At least that’s what this leads you to believe.

No one is that happy with Jessica Simpson’s sloppy seconds. What we hear is there is a certain feature of John that leaves Jen so pleased. The crooner’s ex-paramours reveal he is hell to get over, not because he’s a great guy, but because he’s a “great” guy, if you know what we mean.

“His body actually is a wonderland,” one ex was overheard saying.

I’m tallying how many times people use the wonderland joke whenever they talk about John Mayer. It seems they really love making such an obvious connection. It stands to reason these same people must also love being hit in the face with a shovel because that’s happening to the next person that does this.

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A patient photographer camped out on what seems to be the 20th floor to capture these shots of Jennifer Aniston’s ass. Was it worth it? Probably not. Jennifer Aniston is dumb and so is John Mayer. Staring at her ass is about as exciting as smashing my hand in a car door. I mean, it’s an ass. Mine is just as pretty. Not like $100 bills are shooting out of it or golf balls or ping pong balls even. Booooring.

GiggityGiggityGiggityGiggityGiggity

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are an item. At least, if you ask Jennifer Aniston. If you ask John Mayer, this is a summer fling. That shouldn’t be news to anyone but Jennifer because the two were spotted at poolside at Mandarin Oriental Hotel and while Jennifer seemed deeply engaged with John, John was distant and bored. OK! Magazine says:

This one-sided clinginess has raised concerns among Jen’s pals, who fear the 30-year-old singer/songwriter is, well, just not that into her.

“John says that Jen and he have a physical connection as deep as their spiritual one,” a pal of the Grammy winner tells OK!. “But he also said he’s categorizing this as a summer fling for now.”

Haha, that dope. She hasn’t been in a good movie since Office Space and her boyfriend is off banging other chicks while she sits at home knitting or petting her cats or whatever it is dumb, boring, lonely people do. She should just give up and be a waitress at TGIF. Then everyone can be like, “Hey, this is just like Office Space!” and Jennifer can be happy pretending she’s a big superstar.

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Over the weekend, John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston met up once again to spark rumors of them being an item. The two were seen talking and kissing poolside at the Madarin Oriental Hotel in Miami. People reports:

Aniston, who is wrapping up the Miami portion of her new film Marley & Me with Owen Wilson, sat in side-by-side lounge chairs with Mayer, eating salads and talking softly with one another. At one point the singer, 30, whispered into Aniston’s ear, sparking a smile from the actress, 39.

Their quality time didn’t end there. Mayer and Aniston also attended the Miami wrap party Saturday night at Nikki Coconut Grove. Mayer shielded Aniston from photographers as she climbed out of the car. The couple kissed throughout the evening, enjoying ’80s music provided by the party’s DJ before calling it a night.

Over the weekend, I watched reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond and tried on clothes from my closet, but realized I had nowhere to go so instead, I surfed the web for porn and cried. See? My life is just as fabulous as John Mayer’s and Jennifer Aniston’s.

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Jennifer Aniston

As far as interesting news goes, this is the bottom of the barrel. Us Magazine reports that John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston lunched together at Michael’s restaurant in Miami on Friday and later that evening, met up at Casa Tua on South Beach. Sources say they were touching each other.

“They were affectionate – definitely touchy, feely,” a source told Usmagazine.com about their dinner. “The room they ate in was almost empty. They both drank Belinis.”

“He had a sandwich,” the onlooker said. “She stole some bites and nibbled on a salad.”

This is a perfect pairing, really, because I don’t care about either of them. In all honesty, if you told me that Jennifer Aniston could shoot bees out of her nipples and John Mayer could fart rainbows, I’d still yell, “booooring,” at you and probably punch you in the face.

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