Paris Hilton could be pregnant

The big news today is Paris Hilton may be with child or at least trying hard to fake it. Paris was walking around with Benji Madden yesterday looking pregnant or fat. Whatever you want to call it.
So, has Paris Hilton’s dream finally come true? Can she finally one up that bitch Nicole Richie? Can Paris’ …


Paris Hilton is Pregnant… Maybe

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are still, surprisingly enough, going strong. These pictures indicate perhaps they are a bit too happy. When you’re a bulimic crack head you look pregnant after you digest even the smallest of meals. So, Paris could have just eaten dinner. OR… as the media loves to speculate, she could be [...]


Paris Hilton is demanding

Paris Hilton has begun filming her new reality show, Paris BFF, where people apply to be her new best friend. That’s why no one has heard from her recently. Until today. This one comes from FOX News who say Paris was spotted at a party requesting the DJ not play songs lasting more than 20 …


Paris wants a white wedding

Paris Hilton, realizing her best friend Nicole Richie has beat her to the punch many times this past year, told PEOPLE that she wants a …


Paris Hilton wants to procreate

Paris Hilton wants children. Never have so few words sent such shivers down my spine. What’s even more terrifying is Paris believes she’ll be a …


Benji Madden is a killer

Benji Madden ran over a paparazzo’s foot last night as he and Paris Hilton were leaving the Foxtail nightclub. In the video, photographers can be …


Paris Hilton is a moron

Paris Hilton has been banned from Russian Hyatt hotels. The moderately functional retard defaced a Hyatt’s $16,000 a night presidential suit during a photo shoot …


Attention whore alert

Paris Hilton has proposed a double wedding between her and Benji Madden and Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. Paris, severely overestimating her and her cohorts’ …


Paris Hilton to torment dogs on British tv

Paris Hilton has inked a deal with Living TV, a British network, to host a dog grooming series called Paris’ Pooches. The show will focus …


Kim Kardashian’s ass is gross?

Paris Hilton called into the Morning Zoo show on KLUC-FM and was asked whether she would rather have Jessica Simpson’s breasts or Kim Kardashian’s ass. …


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