The big news today is Paris Hilton may be with child or at least trying hard to fake it. Paris was walking around with Benji Madden yesterday looking pregnant or fat. Whatever you want to call it.
So, has Paris Hilton’s dream finally come true? Can she finally one up that bitch Nicole Richie? Can Paris’ overstretched woman parts even keep a fetus from falling out? Maybe these photos of Paris possibly covering up a baby bump with a towel and falling in love with her own reflection will help answer those questions. Or maybe not.
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OK! and ET both confirmed Angelina Jolie gave birth on Sunday. PEOPLE, however, respectfully disagrees and is deciding not to jump on the baby bandwagon. Instead, they went to Jolie’s rep who denied this rumor, simply saying, “Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France.”
Great. Because I wouldn’t have known what to do if this had actually happened. I may have had to lie down from the sheer shock of Angelina giving birth on Sunday instead of the projected 2 - 3 weeks from now. My life was almost thrown into chaos. Ahh!
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Angelina Jolie may have already given birth to her twins claims OK! Magazine. Initial reports said she was due in three to four weeks, but according to sources, Angelina popped out the two kids on Sunday in a Catholic clinic in the Aix-En-Provence region of France.
Although, OK! tells you to take this with a grain of salt which is kind of weird. I thought only I was allowed to write about unsubstantiated rumors. Like, Megan Fox is pregnant with my lovechild as a result of us “doing it” every night. See! I’m just like OK! Magazine. But in this case, I know it’s not true. She’s on the pill.
Photo: SplashNewsOnline
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TMZ is reporting that Clay Aiken may have impregnated a girl. A human one. Sources say 50-year-old Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay’s best friend who he lives with, is set to give birth in August.
She’s the sister of record mogul David Foster. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29. We’re told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm — we’re told he will have an active role in raising the child.
Ohhh, now it makes more sense. Artificially inseminated. For a second there, they made it sound like Clay actually put his penis inside her and came. That would have been awkward. For Jaymes I mean since I doubt Clay even knows how to knock someone up. He’d probably have jacked off in her butthole and called it a day.
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Pete Wentz confirmed via his blog — how very modern — that Ashlee Simpson was pregnant all along. They just wanted to wait until the first trimester to let everyone know.
“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”
Ten bucks says the baby comes out wearing eyeliner, girl jeans and an emo haircut. An extra ten says all the other babies push it into the mud and skip around the maternity ward with a limp wrist mocking it.
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