Britney Spears slowly becoming relevant

Author: The Blemish
Filed under: News, britney spears, celebrity, pussycat-dolls
Date: Jun 5,2008

Nicole Scherzinger

Sources say Britney Spears will make a cameo in the currently filming Pussycat Dolls music video for When I Grow Up. It is “small part” that does not require her to dance or sing. Instead, in the scene shot Wednesday, Britney is driving and waving. Us Weekly says:

“They all wave at each other as they are passing in traffic - that is it.

“It is genius and you will love it!” said the source.

“Of course, Britney looks hot and blonde,” the insider added.

This source. It’s Britney, isn’t it? Who else would deal in such obvious hyperbole? Please, give me this sources number and I’ll prove it’s Britney. I can even tell you how the conversation will go before I call her:

Me: Hi secret source. Can you tell me who you are?
Source: No.
Me: You’re Britney aren’t you?
Source. Yes. I mean no. No, I’m not Britney.
Me: I’m pretty sure you just said you were.
Source: You are getting verrry sleepy. When you wake up, you won’t remember this conversation.
Me: Are… are you trying to hypnotize me over the phone? You’re spinning a pinwheel at me too, huh?
Source: Ahhh, how did you know. Be gone devil! [hangs up phone]

Britney Spears Makes a Cameo in the New PCD Video

Author: Ms. Hollywood Headache
Filed under: britney spears, celebrity, pussycat-dolls
Date: Jun 5,2008

I had no clue that the Pussycat Dolls were still making new songs but whatever. After that terror “Buttons” from a couple years ago, I thought they realized they were just a bunch of skanks in slutty clothes that whined on the mic. Guess I was wrong because they’ve got a new song called “When I Grow Up” and they’ve decided the best way to get popular is by putting Britney Spears in their new video.

Have they seen Britney over the last, say, three years? I mean, Britney circa 1999 would be a great career boost. Britney circa 1999 would’ve never done anything for a PCD video. Her options have changed though. She did a cameo that Us Weekly is calling “genius.” I’m not sure Britney is capable of anything “genius” but okay. I’ll be the judge of it when the video comes out.

Oh ya, they also say that she is “hot” and “blond” in the video. Blond is okay but the way Britney gets blond is via tacking ass ghetto hair extensions. And when you throw that in the mix, no matter how “fit” they’ve digitally made her, there’s no way she can be hot. But I guess we’ll see…

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The Pussycat Dolls have a new video

Author: The Blemish
Filed under: News, celebrity, pussycat-dolls
Date: Jun 5,2008

Nicole Scherzinger

Nicole Scherzinger and the rest of the Pussycat Dolls crew are in LA filming a video for their single When I Grow Up. The best part of these photos is that they give me hope one of them will accidentally fall off the scaffolding. That way I can finally cross off “see PCD member fall off a scaffolding” from the list of things to do before I die.