Oh, Sergio… [It's An Albatross]

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  • Date: Aug 10,2008

Padraig Harrington had just given Sergio Garcia the lead in the PGA Championship with just four holes to play when he bogeyed number 14 at Oakland Hills. It took exactly two holes for Garcia to return the favor in kind when he inexplicably went after the tightest pin on the golf course with his approach into 16. His ball found the grass for about a tenth of a second before it popped into into the watery depths, and now we sit with three men (Ben Curtis) tied at -2 with the final two groups nearing the final scheduled hole of the championship. Continue after the jump for updates…

Holy crap, this has been some crazy golf, if in fact you believe that golf can ever be classified as such. Sergio and Paddy have alternated between brilliant and befuddled, while Curtis, the only man who can keep the Euro’s 77-year tournament winless streak alive, has remained equal one hole behind.

What an incredible trip down the 18th hole for the tournaments penultimate pairing. Paddy’s layup attempt found deep rough, but the ball sat up, albeit against the thick grain. However Sergio also struggled with the course’s toughest hole, leaving himself with an awkward second shot on the bank of a fairway bunker. His approach found the bunker, and Harrington put himself in a position to become just the second man all day to birdie the final hole. When the pressure was on, Harrington nailed another crucial putt to at least assure himself of a playoff if Curtis hole out.

Needless to say, Sergio missed his putt and everybody had a fun little flashback to the ‘07 British Open. You know, the one where Sergio totally fucking blew it. No not that one, the other one. Yeah, that’s the one.

Honestly, I was kind of hoping Sergio would finally get off the schneid when it comes to the majors, but it looks like Harrington will win his second in a row after successfully defending that Open title. Players like Paddy show exactly why golf doesn’t always need Tiger for thrilling fan-friendly competition, but the galleries were a bit sparse.

And it’s officially over for Ben Curtis, leaving Padraig Harrington the winner of his third major. Just don’t tell this guy…

Players to Watch: I’ll tell you who’s not going to win it…Paddy Harrington. Why? Because he’s not really THAT good, how’s that for starters? Sure, he’s a multiple major champion and a genuinely cool dude… but he doesn’t have the overall game of other Euro’s like Sergio and Lee Westwood.

Dagger.

In all seriousness, and fairness to Sergio, he is a hell of a golfer who will win that major one day. In the meantime, he remains the best player in the world without one.


Rooting For The Ol’ Stripes and Stars [DUAN]

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  • Date: Aug 10,2008

As we head into the second full night of coverage, the medal drama is building and one more tennis star drops as Ana Ivanovic withdraws due to a thumb injury. Chicken pox felled a Canadian swimmer and Team USA won an explosive basketball game against China. Tonight, we have swimming finals and gymnastics qualifiers. What you need to know, after the jump.

• Phelps watch 2008 continues with tonight’s 4×100 free relay. After missing a gold medal four years ago in Athens, the U.S. is determined not to let it happen again. The pressure clearly rests on Phelps’ teammates; a loss surely wouldn’t be blamed on swimming’s wonderboy

• Katie Hoff will take another shot at the gold in the 400 meter free. She already has a bronze in these Games.

• The women’s gymnastics team will compete in qualifiers. Keep an eye out for high flying children.

• Diving qualifiers are also tonight. This event just makes me nervous…they always look like they’re going to hit the board. And then I realize that hitting the board would be the only thing to make the event worth watching.

Thanks for hanging out with me this weekend. You’ve been lovely.


A New Jersey State Supreme Court Justice is being sued for allegedly using his title to intimidate school officials following a dispute between his son and one of his former high school football teammates at Haddonfield Memorial High School . The suit, filed by Conor Larkin, claims that Justice Roberto Rivera-Soto made inappropriate phone calls to the school, the police and the courts after Larkin and the judge’s son traded jabs at a team practice.

Last September, according to the committee’s complaint, the justice’s son said [a football teammate] had hit him. The school warned the senior but took no further action….

Then, on Sept. 28, the justice’s son said that the senior had head-butted him during a touch football game. The vice principal said it was an accident. Justice Rivera-Soto warned school officials that if they did not act, he would go to the state police and file a criminal complaint naming the officials.

Later that evening, the justice called Richard Tsonis, the Haddonfield police chief, who sent a detective to his home. Justice Rivera-Soto gave the detective his Supreme Court business card, according to the committee’s complaint. The justice later signed a criminal complaint of assault against the senior.

The next morning, the justice called the vice principal, demanded action against the senior and again identified himself as a justice.

Later that day, the justice telephoned Judge Francis J. Orlando Jr. of Camden County Superior Court, advising him of his complaint, the committee said. He also called James P. Lynch, the county’s acting prosecutor.


To Watch Tonight [Television]

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  • Date: Aug 10,2008

What to watch while mourning the loss of Chef…
• Drag Racing: NHRA Lucas Oil Nationals (7pm, ET) Men in heels driving cars? Cool! Oh, not that kind of drag? [ESPN2]

• MLB: Cardinals art Cubs (8pm, ET) Hehe..Poo-holes. [ESPN]• Olympics: Various events (7pm, ET) Details to come. [NBC]


Matt Jones comes back and nobody mentions blow? Or his arraignment on felony charges tomorrow? How dare they talk about football during a football game. All joking aside (because we all know how funny felony coke charges are), I’m not sure if this is a racial thing, or just uninformed analysts. Or the fact that we’re so immune to the legal issues that nobody gives a shit anymore. Apathy is the devil. [Sports on My Mind]

• Skeets takes a look at which ballers would medal in other events. I didn’t see LeBron on the list, but that’s probably because faking a foul and crying like a bitch isn’t an Olympic sport. [Ball Don't Lie]

• Barry Bonds’ newest aspiration: college coaching. I’m not a fan of the man, but it’s sad when someone who loves the game so much has to struggle to stay a part of it. And a good question is raised; does he want to coach college because he truly thinks he’d enjoy it, or because he’s been shunned by ML


Mama always said bad poon could spread diseases. According to sources, Canadian swimmer Victoria Poon has come down with chicken pox and is now being quarantined at a hospital in Beijing. Commence poon jokes….now.

No word yet on whether the Pox have spread or if other athletes have been affected. Rumor has it that President Bush has volunteered to do full body inspections.

Thank you, Sporting Blog


To Watch Tonight [Television]

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  • Date: Aug 10,2008

What to watch while mourning the loss of Chef…
• Drag Racing: NHRA Lucas Oil Nationals (7pm, ET) Men in heels driving cars? Cool! Oh, not that kind of drag? [ESPN2]
• MLB: Cardinals art Cubs (8pm, ET) Hehe..Poo-holes. [ESPN]


To Watch Tonight [Television]

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  • Filed under: sports
  • Date: Aug 10,2008

What to watch while mourning the loss of Chef…
• Drag Racing: NHRA Lucas Oil Nationals (7pm, ET) Men in heels driving cars? Cool! Oh, not that kind of drag? [ESPN2

• MLB: Cardinals art Cubs (8pm, ET) Hehe..Poo-holes. [


Boo Boo Is On His Way [Olympic Boxing]

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  • Date: Aug 10,2008

Olympic boxing is by no means an indicator of future success at the sport’s professional level, although often times it does serves as a showcase for an elite athlete’s rise to prominence. The biggest name to arise from the ‘04 Olympics was England’s young lightweight sliver medalist Amir Khan, who immediately turned pro and has since become one of the sport’s most promising rising stars. This time around the most promising fighter to come out of the games could be an American, and his name is Demetrius “Boo Boo” Andrade.

Last night the 20 year-old ‘07 world champion made his Olympic debut in the opening round of the welterweight tournament with a not-so-narrow 11-9 victory over Georgia’s Kakhaber Jvania (who just can’t be excited to go back home) thanks in part to a snapping left hook late in the proceedings. I’m not going to bore you with the details of Olympic boxing’s scoring system, just trust me when I tell you that it’s pretty fucking annoying.

The US team, while plenty talented, isn’t anywhere near the famed class of ‘96 that featured such future pros as Floyd Mayweather Jr, David Diaz, Fernando Vargas, and Antonio Tarver. However, in Andrade they have a fighter who is quite possibly their best shot at a medal and future stardom. If you get a chance, take a look.

Fear the Russian. The most feared fighter in the Olympics has to be two-time defending world middleweight champion Matvey Korobov of Russia. The 25 year-old is favored to win gold, at which point he’ll become a heavily sought after fighter in the pro ranks. Frankly, I can’t wait to see the guy with my own eyes, because something tells me YouTube doesn’t do him justice.

Give me your tears! Just like ‘04 the British team has put forward one of the competition’s most entertaining fighters. While 18 year-old Billy Joe Saunders may not become the next Amir Khan, he does have people clamoring to see what he can do in a professional ring. Plus he’s a gypsy (not to be confused with a pikey), and that’s just fucking awesome.

Introducing the World Kid. Andrade isn’t the only American with a serious future in the sport. One of the guys we could be talking about years from now is Brooklyn’s own Sadam “The World Kid” Ali. The lightweight is alive in his tournament (unlike Javier Molina) and he could make some serious noise. Check out his promo video below via Bad Left Hook.

Just a reminder, boxing still isn’t


A New Jersey State Supreme Court Justice is being sued for allegedly using his title to intimidate school officials following a dispute between his son and one of his former high school football teammates at Haddonfield Memorial High School . The suit, filed by Conor Larkin, claims that Justice Roberto Rivera-Soto made inappropriate phone calls to the school, the police and the courts after Larkin and the judge’s son traded jabs at a team practice.

Last September, according to the committee’s complaint, the justice’s son said [a football teammate] had hit him. The school warned the senior but took no further action….

Then, on Sept. 28, the justice’s son said that the senior had head-butted him during a touch football game. The vice principal said it was an accident. Justice Rivera-Soto warned school officials that if they did not act, he would go to the state police and file a criminal complaint naming the officials.

Later that evening, the justice called Richard Tsonis, the Haddonfield police chief, who sent a detective to his home. Justice Rivera-Soto gave the detective his Supreme Court business card, according to the committee’s complaint. The justice later signed a criminal complaint of assault against the senior.

The next morning, the justice called the vice principal, demanded action against the senior and again identified himself as a justice.

Later that day, the justice telephoned Judge Francis J. Orlando Jr. of Camden County Superior Court, advising him of his complaint, the committee said. He also called James P. Lynch, the county’s acting prosecutor.

What a douchebag. This isn’t the first time a parent has gotten involved in their children’s on field battles. Remember this guy? It’s probably the first time it was a State Supreme Court Justice. The lawsuit seeks unspecified monetary damages. I think a million trillion gazillion dollars sounds about fair.



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