Producers have been trying to get as much publicity as they can for Gossip Girl so take this for what it’s worth. NYDN by way of an insider claims the show’s “break-out star,” Penn Badgley, isn’t too fond of being overshadowed by Chace Crawford and if that wasn’t enough, what happened at the Met’s Costume Institute ball was the nail in the coffin. In short, it involved Tom Cruise and yes, it sounds kind of gay.
Both Penn and Chace walked the red carpet, but it was Chace who was mobbed - and (OMG) invited to George Clooney’s after-party at Bungalow 8. To make matters worse, the king and queen of Hollywood, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, gushed all over him.
“Tom and Katie went up to Chace to say how much they love him and the show. They didn’t talk to any of the other cast members,” our spy snitched. “Penn didn’t get any love.”
Here is where I would joke that Tom Cruise proposed Chace have a threesome with Katie and him and then with him and him and then with just him, but I won’t because I’m above that and also, that’s probably what happened.
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This picture of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise at David Beckham’s game have people whispering that maybe Katie is pregnant again. I think they seem like good parents so if she is pregnant again, would it really be the worst thing ever? I mean, I definitely think he’s a pathetic weirdo who had to hold a casting call for his potential wife and Katie Holmes was desperate to be famous so she bit and now here we are. But nonetheless, Suri is spoiled and taken care of so what’s wrong?
And it may be the shitty picture quality but doesn’t Katie look like her hair is gray? That’s more to talk about than her bump.. I think. Besides, that doesn’t look like a baby bump. That looks like she’s wearing a hideous outfit with a grandma belt that is MAKING a bump. I don’t know, what do you think?
A source says Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are thinking of trying for another kid now that Suri has gone from cute and needy to just needy.
“She said she’s got the itch,” said a friend close to the pair. “Now that Suri is more toddler than baby, she said she misses having an infant in the house. And, of course, she thinks Suri would make a great big sister.”
Tom Cruise is delighted.
“He said if Katie wants to make another baby, she doesn’t have to ask twice,” said the pal of the power couple. “He always wanted more. It was Katie who has been holding off. Until now.”
They’re trying hard to make Tom Cruise look manly, but I still think he runs away crying whenever he sees the clitoris. I heard one time when a doctor told Tom that the penis has to go into the vagina to make babies, he turned ghostly white, curled up in the fetal position, covered his ears and started rocking back and forth.
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Cher, hyping her upcoming Vegas shows, spoke with Oprah about an affair she had with Tom Cruise when he was only 23 and breaking into the industry. Their filming schedules ended their short-lived romance, but Cher admits she “was crazy about him.” They would eventually continue on their separate paths. Tom Cruise would go on to marry Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes. Cher would go on to be old.
“He was shy,” she said. “He said he felt like such a boob in school and nobody talked to him. We went on a date once for dinner in a New York restaurant and the waitress was from his old school.
“He told me she never talked to him back in school, but now he was recognised he got all her attention.
“It could have been a great big romance because I was crazy for him.”
Cher was 40 at the time which makes this even more gross. I’m blissfully unaware about old people, but isn’t it disturbing to have to remove their diapers before you have sex with them?
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Tom Cruise will return to Oprah, the daytime talk show that blasted him into infamy and forever branded him a nutjob, this May. MSNBC speculates Tom’s guest appearance will be related to the 25th anniversary of Risky Business. Coincidentally, this is just in time for May sweeps too.
A rep for Warner Home Video does confirm that there are “special plans” for the anniversary, and details are being finalized. Other celebrities have been contacted about being involved in the show according to sources close to them, so expect it to be an A-list hour of television. Cruise’s publicist wasn’t available for comment and “The Oprah Winfrey Show” didn’t respond by deadline.
Oprah’s team is making all the necessary arrangements as we speak. Tranq darts for if Tom decides to recreate that famous moment, a lower than normal chair so his feet don’t dangle off it like a little kid’s and gay porn magazines. For their, uh, informative articles.
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No longer happy living under Tom Cruise’s dainty fist, Katie Holmes, having been offered a role on Broadway, has decided to move to New York as part of a trial separation. Tom Cruise will allow it. On one condition. She can’t take Suri with her. Star writes,
“She desperately needs to be on her own for a while, but there’s no way Tom is going to let her take Suri away,” an insider tells Star. “There’s no way he’ll allow it. He just doesn’t want Katie — or Suri — out of his sight for long. He told her that if she goes to New York, fine, but he goes with her.”
Tom Cruise is a menacing five feet tall. Him giving orders must be hilarious. That’s probably the reason Katie wants out. He keeps kicking her shins when she laughs at him. That and she’s tired of the revolving door of men from Tom’s bedroom. Tom says they’re his advisers, but the only thing they seem to advise him on is where to stick his fist-shaped dildo. (Hint: It’s not in the air ala Rage Against the Machine)
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