Paris Hilton has been cleansed
- Filed under: News, celebrity, paris-hilton
- Date: Mar 3,2008
Paris Hilton was blessed by a shaman the other day and guess what. It worked! Now she’s even dumber than last week. Hurrah!
Being an old Asian guy with a beard must be the cushiest job in Hollywood because 50 years of borderline racist movies have taught us that Asians are studios, know some type of martial art and have mystical powers from the Orient. Also, the funnier their accent, the wiser they are. Combine that with the fact that a lot of celebrities are retarded and I’ll bet you this guy is loaded. He probably goes home, takes off his robe, slips into his $500 silk boxers, which by the way feels fantastic against his nuts, and watches Lost on his 120 inch LCD.
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