Sure we need to learn more dance moves than the White Guy Shuffle we’ve been rocking since high school, but damned if we’re gonna learn it from an instructional DVD. Especially one that says, “the guys show you each move full throttle, then slow it down, and teach it to you from the front, back and other angles with close-ups…” That could not sound more wrong if it was sung to us by Elton John in a bathrobe.
What they should do is let us learn to dance the way Emmitt Smith and Jason Taylor did… from an incredibly hot professional dancer wearing next to nothing.
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