If you’ve never read TheOnion.com, “America’s Finest News Source”, you’re missing out on some of the funniest and most supremely wise-ass satire on life, society, politics, and pop-culture. (Typical headline: “New Starbucks Opens In Rest Room Of Existing Starbucks”.)

The world’s most popular news weekly has taken its unique brand of stories, interviews and movie previews to the small screen with the release of The Onion Movie on DVD. And I’m giving away a copy to 3 lucky readers.

The unrated DVD features award winning anchor Norm Archer (Len Cariou), as he presents some of the most recent controversial news stories including American Automobile’s recall of all cars featuring neck-belts (which keep you from hitting the windshield in a crash, have the unfortunate consequence of resulting in decapitation), and legislation by Congress that limits smoking within U.S. borders to a single 10×10 room in Des Moines.

There’s also an exclusive interview with Britney-inspired “pop sensation”, Melissa Cherry, who of course has her own MySpace page, to discuss her new album “Come With Me” and the accusations that her songs, like “Take Me From Behind”, have a sexually explicit message. And you’ll get the trailer for Steven Segal’s newest straight-to-video-if-it-were-real movie, Cockpuncher.

All you need to do, as usual, is enter your email address here for a chance to win one of three copies of The Onion Movie Unrated DVD. I’ll pick the winners on Friday, June 6, 2008.

And to see exclusive clips from the DVD click here.


June 2, 2008 | ENTERTAINMENT, gear |


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